Clark’s Causal Calamity

My son spotted this hilarious CLD in the local coop:

In this case, CLD stands for “confusing loop diagram.” Here’s how things really work:

  • Grizzly bears lay pinecones.
  • The cones hatch into nutcrackers.
  • Nutcrackers spontaneously combust, causing wildfires.
  • Like the phoenix, seedlings emerge from the nutcracker ashes.
  • Seedlings mature into grizzly bears.

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